Quote Originally Posted by thCA livin
My definition of a stoner...hmm..
you know youre a stoner when....
1. the only reason you work is to score some bud, get by...and save enough to score some more "just in case"
2. Sometimes you dont want to go out at all, and all you want to do is just chill, but all of a sudden you get a call from your smoking buddy asking if you want to smoke. If youre reply is hell yea...
3. When hanging out with your friends, and you guys are doing nothing eventfull, you start to get impatient/bored and cant think of anything you'd rather do than to rip some bong hits/smoke a joint/smoke a blunt
4.There are a couple of numbers on your cell phone that are specifically "420 crowd" and the only reason you call one another is to either score some green or smoke..
5. When 420 comes around or you simply hear the term 420 and you automatically think of mary jane and how you wish you were coughing with her and sometimes make the attempt to smoke at 420 regardless of your location..
By those standards, I guess that would make me a stoner. One, two, and three are so true for me. Plus, I think if ever given the chance, I would let my dealer do whatever the fuck he wants with my body.

But as far as the original poster's criteria, I've always been a fuck-up, even when I didn't smoke.