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03-09-2007, 12:56 AM #1OPSenior Member
Hey mom, guess what I did.
This is mainly for the members who no longer live with there parents. Does anyone else enjoy telling there parents the things they got away with when they were younger?
I enjoy telling my mom some of the things she didn't know I did while I was living there, sneaking out the house, accidently setting my trash can on fire when I was 13... etc.
I love seeing her face when she realises some of the shit I got away with. Those things you wanted to brag about when you were a kid, but couldn't for fear of getting grounded.JaggedEdge Reviewed by JaggedEdge on . Hey mom, guess what I did. This is mainly for the members who no longer live with there parents. Does anyone else enjoy telling there parents the things they got away with when they were younger? I enjoy telling my mom some of the things she didn't know I did while I was living there, sneaking out the house, accidently setting my trash can on fire when I was 13... etc. I love seeing her face when she realises some of the shit I got away with. Those things you wanted to brag about when you were a kid, but couldn't Rating: 5
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03-09-2007, 01:21 AM #2Senior Member
Hey mom, guess what I did.
I have fun with this, too, although I confess I dread to hear some of my son's stories in a few more years. I know there are some!
I just told my mom last year about the time nearly 30 years ago when I spent the night with my friend Karen across town and how, instead of sleeping soundly in our beds, we got dressed to the nines, drove 45 minutes to downtown Dallas, and got into the most sophisticated private disco from that era (you were supposed to be 21 to get in; I was barely 16 and she 17) and danced and drank happily with God knows who for hours and hours, then drove back home to Karen's house, far too drunk to have driven safely, and sneaked back in at 4:45 in the morning. We had a ball!
I still haven't gotten the nerve to tell my mom about the long weekend the next summer when I told my parents I was spending those three days with my first serious boyfriend and his family at their lake house. We told his parents we decided we'd rather stay in town at my house so we could spend the weekend in air-conditioned comfort and just relax. Where we actually went was his empty house on the other side of town, where we ordered pizza, had major amounts of teenage sex, drank whatever we wanted, and just generally had a three-day honeymoon in complete privacy. It was great.
These were the reasons I always checked and confirmed my own son's plans with other involved parents when he was going to be out of my custody for any significant length of time. He'll probably read this before long and know why I didn't trust him! Because I myself was such a sneaky little devil.[SIZE=\"4\"]\"That best portion of a good man\'s life: his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love.\"[/SIZE]
[align=center]William Wordsworth, English poet (1770 - 1850)[/align]
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03-09-2007, 01:25 AM #3Senior Member
Hey mom, guess what I did.
No, but I think I'll do that once I finish college. Parents always try to stop you but no matter how hard they try it's pretty easy to figure out ways to slip through the cracks.
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03-09-2007, 01:26 AM #4Senior Member
Hey mom, guess what I did.
i do this all the time. my dad has a stamp that looks like his signature that i stole, and i use it all the time. i told him about it last week. he thinks i lost it though.
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03-09-2007, 01:27 AM #5Senior Member
Hey mom, guess what I did.
i still live with my grandparents... but when i got to old to 'punish' i came out with alot of stories when i was drunk one night lol...
shoulda seen her face when i told her i stole my grandpa's truck all the time to go joy riding in the middle of the night....
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03-09-2007, 01:27 AM #6Senior Member
Hey mom, guess what I did.
My moms generally laid back, unless I'm doing something I really shouldn't be doing..which is hardly ever
If she asks, I tell her.
"Did you really just play xbox at your friends?"
"No there was a party, but we also played xbox." yada yada
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03-09-2007, 01:33 AM #7Senior Member
Hey mom, guess what I did.
oopps sorry I used to use the marihemp boards a long time ago. wasn't aware of that policy.
I'm not sure how to PM you back (this new schematic is a lot more advanced than marihemps).
You can delete the message if need be, the topic just sparked that memory and the most natural way to remember it was to type it out.
i was quite baked on some good diesel also.Bad cops, bad cops,
Bad cops, bad cops.
Bad cops, bad cops,
Bad cops, bad cops.
Springfield cops are on the take,
But what do you expect for the money we make?
Whether in a car or on a horse,
We don\'t mind using excessive force!
Bad cops, bad cops,
Bad cops, bad cops..
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03-09-2007, 01:39 AM #8Senior Member
Hey mom, guess what I did.
even when i was young, i thought my parents suspected the sort of trouble i was getting into. i just figured that since they didn't have any proof they weren't going to press the matter. it wasn't until many years later that i found out they didn't have a clue what i had been into. i really have no desire to let them know how blind they were and i sure as hell don't feel like bragging about the kind of shit i was doing back then.
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03-09-2007, 03:11 AM #9Senior Member
Hey mom, guess what I did.
Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity
I will though...I remember I told my aunt a couple months ago that my cousin and I put her youngest daughter in the dryer for about 30 seconds running. All we heard were THUMP, THUMP, THUMP...that was a few years back when I was 10 that we did this and as far as I know she dosen't have brain damage. LOL. She does have 4 kids though.
I just told my parents this one a few years back...that I was the one that pushed my sister in the fire ant pile and she had bites all the way up to her chest. If anyone has fire ants where you live you can understand how BIG those ant piles get..that wasnt very nice of me.
I did also get caught with a lot of stuff too...
forged report cards, fighting, vandalism and generally any other thing that is unsafe to the public and myself.
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03-09-2007, 03:20 AM #10Senior Member
Hey mom, guess what I did.
Originally Posted by Mean Green Charlene
This post was actually created by my ferret running over the keyboard, any likeness to actual words is just a coincidence.
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