One time I was talking to two other kids and one of them was a straight edge and his friend asked me If I smoked and I was like "yeah" and then I asked him and he was like "no but I used to" and then I asked the straight edge kid and I didn't know what the shirt meant at the time and he just held up his shirt like he was too cool to answer and I didn't wanna look like and idiot for not knowing and I was just like "oh" but if I had known what it meant I probably would have kicked him in the nuts for being such a douche. It's just an excuse for not being bale to get laid.