Holy Sh*t... please help

[konqrr]

i woulda spit in his face if he wouldnt give me the condom back

[ripher]

they put you in a rehab type class in the school and you have a ton of in school suspension and if its a legal matter they notify the police.

[JackdaWack]

Dude your fine, everything is done and over at this point, everything the cops took was legal to have, so they arent going to be calling up your parents, the school doesnt have rules regarding synthetic urine, so there is no point in calling your parents on that fact, the lighter and listerine.... wtv whos gonna care about that. in 3 months your gone and the results will come in, at this point the school isnt going to even bother.

[The.Devil.Himself]

school is turing comunism but i thought i had it bad man we have no drug dogs no testing and when u get searched they only search ur pockets and bag and u r the one going through it o ya and we only have 1 cop on campus and like 5 rent a cops for like 3000 kids so i feel bad for u man if i went to ur school i would drop out

LoL

Stay in school man. English in particular. This run-on sentence made my brain hurt.

[Zwitter]

I'm so sorry...That's absolutely insane, especially the part about carrying OTC medicine being against policy.
I haven't lived at home for awhile, I kind of bounce around between different places every couple of days, so I bring my overnight bag to school, which has Zyrtec (allergy medication) and Midol. One day, I left my overnight bag in my locker at school and stayed home sick the next day.
Apparently my teacher "caught wind" of the fact that there were "illicit substances" in my bag and opened it/searched it in front of the whole class(under the premise he didn't know who it belonged to. Please. I'm the only girl in the entire Computer Tech program.) Male instructor, there were panties, deoderant, etc. inside the bag. Thoroughly humiliating and I wasn't even there.
Then he proceeded to take it down to the office, who searched it again, removed the advil and Zyrtec and sent it to the school nurse, and it took me three days to get it back.
The best part? In the smaller back hidden pocket is where my friend, who I bought a 20-bag from, put the weed I paid for in advance the day before. While he engaged the instructor in an argument about whether the bag should go to the office or not...another friend of mine walked up right behind the instructor and took the baggie out, slipped it into his pocket, and made like he was throwing out his gum. Saved.
But I think the OTC-drug thing on campus is pretty out of hand...even inhalers have to be held at the nurse.

[The Lemon]

I'm so sorry...That's absolutely insane, especially the part about carrying OTC medicine being against policy.
I haven't lived at home for awhile, I kind of bounce around between different places every couple of days, so I bring my overnight bag to school, which has Zyrtec (allergy medication) and Midol. One day, I left my overnight bag in my locker at school and stayed home sick the next day.
Apparently my teacher "caught wind" of the fact that there were "illicit substances" in my bag and opened it/searched it in front of the whole class(under the premise he didn't know who it belonged to. Please. I'm the only girl in the entire Computer Tech program.) Male instructor, there were panties, deoderant, etc. inside the bag. Thoroughly humiliating and I wasn't even there.
Then he proceeded to take it down to the office, who searched it again, removed the advil and Zyrtec and sent it to the school nurse, and it took me three days to get it back.
The best part? In the smaller back hidden pocket is where my friend, who I bought a 20-bag from, put the weed I paid for in advance the day before. While he engaged the instructor in an argument about whether the bag should go to the office or not...another friend of mine walked up right behind the instructor and took the baggie out, slipped it into his pocket, and made like he was throwing out his gum. Saved.
But I think the OTC-drug thing on campus is pretty out of hand...even inhalers have to be held at the nurse.

Inhalers at the nurse? What the hell? Sooo, let's say hypothetically that I was suffocating in my GYM from an asthma attack, likely place atleast yet it is the farthest away from the nurse. I'm choking and possibly going to die and I have to wait ten minutes for someone to tell the nurse I'm having an asthma attack and bring it to me. That's fucked up and ruins the point of having a pocket inhaler. BTW I do have an inhaler but I don't really need it, but it's great for being able to take big hits because it is literally steroids for your lungs.

[Rayg Dog]

Well it sounds like you just got a 3 day suspension and your parents will find out about the fake piss and know you smoke. But dude don't trip I got kicked the fuck out of my first high school and now I go to a continuation school so don't think your situation is all that bad.

[LegalizeTheGreen]

That is bullshit, and makes me sad for our country. It is stuff like this that is the reason we are so fucked as a society. I say we rebel and start a new one. Anyone with me?

regarding the punishments, they are crazy severe considering the offense, but you should never just "let" them search ANYTHING! It sounds like some civil rights were violated, I would suggest you read up on what they can, and cannot do to you for future refrence. also, good luck on college man, work hard, its worth it.

as for your parents, they might be pissed, but they will get over it.