You Are Driving In A Car At A Constant Speed. On Your Left Side Is A Valley And On Your Right Side Is A Fire Engine Traveling At The Same Speed As You.

In Front Of You Is A Galloping Pig Which Is The Same Size As Your Car And You Cannot Overtake It. Behind You Is A Helicopter Flying At Ground Level.

Both The Giant Pig And The Helicopter Are Also Traveling At The Same Speed As You.

What Must You Do To Safely Get Out Of This Highly Dangerous Situation?


Answer:

Get Off The Children's Merry Go Round, You're Stoned.
DogsBollocks Reviewed by DogsBollocks on . Post Your Favorite Joke. Here's mine- sick, but funny. What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? Give up? An erection. It may be a little off but I laughed my ass off when I heard it the first time. It's also accompanied by: What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? You don't have an erection when you eat a sandwich.:D Rating: 5