this guy comes from a bars poolroom and sits down and says that he could piss in the farthest cup away from him, and if he does it he wants 100 dollars. The bartender says Alright go ahead. The guy pisses all over the place, even on the bartender but not in the cup. The bartender just laughs at him and says well you dont get your 100 dollers. The guy who made the bet starts laughing. When the bartender asks him why hes laughing the guy says "Because I made a bet with the guys in the back room for 500 dollars and I could piss all over your bar and even on you and you wouldent get angry" its kinda stupid :P but ya know