Okay so this guy walks into a bar and sees a sign, 'free drinks for whoever can pass the test'.

Asks the bartender, 'what's the test?'

Bartender sez, "The test is you gotta drink that whole bottle of hot pepper tequila without coming up for air, then there's a chick upstairs who has never had an orgasm, go help her out, and finally, my pet alligator is out back and he needs a tooth pulled."

Guy says, "No fuckin way!"... but after a couple beers he's like, "kay gimme the tequila".

So he drinks down the whole bottle and runs outside... there's this horrible thumping noise and he comes back a few minutes later with his shirt all torn up and bloody and says,

"Now where's that broad with the sore tooth!?"

har har har

BOOYA!