Quote Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin
one day, kingjustin spots a sheep......
oooh I have a sheep shagging one...

Bunch of cowboys- well shepherds, whatever- are out with their sheeps.
One of them, it's his first time, he's a total greenhorn.
After a week or so he's all, "man it's lonely out here, whaddya do for female companionship?"
And the old farts are like, "Meh, take a sheep, do yer business."
He thinks they're messing with him so he shuts up...
Then a couple days later he asks again, "f'real, what do you REALLY do?"
And they tell him the same thing so he's skeptical but he takes a sheep over to the bushes and does his thing...
He comes out and they are all standing around laughing at him, and he's like "you fuckers, you told me you guys do this!!!"
And they're like, "well YEAH, but you picked the UGLY ONE!!!"