Quote Originally Posted by xxxhazexxx
man says to wife that he wants kinky sex, she said what you got in mined, he said i want to come in your ear, she said it will make me go deaf,he said ive been coming in your mouth for 20 years and that aint shut you up
LOL!!!!!

dead baby jokes suck, but here is my favorite

q: why do they call it PMS?
a: because mad cow disease was already taken