Smiley Story! keep it goin!

[Bree1978]

But then she whipped out her :chainsaw: and

[TheAtomicPunk]

if you :weedpoke: your a whore.
LOL

lol he's "Poking Smot" :wtf: hahaha

[IanCurtisWishlist]

i walked up through haight street today and some wannabe :hippy: dopeseller tried to sell me 2 grams of mexican shit weed for 50 dollars. then i shot him in the face and drank his blood and we lived happily ever after, except for the hustler who died on the scene. he died happily ever after because being dead is better than living homeless on haight street in march when it's raining fucking constantly. amen.

[ToDrunkToFish]

So I woke up, grabbed my ipe: and my :baggy: . Soon after I was :yippee: and very :eat: . I asked my sister to make me breakfast but she was like :S4: and threw some :spam1: at me.

Then I turned into a :trooper:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

:S1:

[weedmaster]

so i said :wtf: and jumped on a :Tomcat: and went to

[the yeag]

imp: this guy looks like a drunken hobo.

[Pipe Dreams]

:yippee:

this boy looks like one dem dere chicker fuckers

[five0addict]

so i said :wtf: and jumped on a :Tomcat: and went to

jamaca and found a :rastasmoke: asked him if he was holdin. he said "jah mon!" i asked him how much and