Do you have All you can eat friends????

[Pipe Dreams]

I used to have friends like that.
Used to have.
I got tired of cooking for half the neighborhood and started making people help me clean the kitchen. Pretty soon, they stopped "dropping by to say hi" at dinnertime. I also started hiding all my chips and Little Debbies and soda upstairs in my bedroom, and keeping only milk and koolaid in the fridge.

HAHAHA! Thats funny right there I dont care who yar.

But, I dont have friends like this. My smoking circle knows that everyone needs to have their own shit, and you dont eat whats not yours without asking.