Do you have All you can eat friends????

[Pipe Dreams]

I used to have friends like that.
Used to have.
I got tired of cooking for half the neighborhood and started making people help me clean the kitchen. Pretty soon, they stopped "dropping by to say hi" at dinnertime. I also started hiding all my chips and Little Debbies and soda upstairs in my bedroom, and keeping only milk and koolaid in the fridge.

HAHAHA! Thats funny right there I dont care who yar.

But, I dont have friends like this. My smoking circle knows that everyone needs to have their own shit, and you dont eat whats not yours without asking.

Pipe Dreams Reviewed by Pipe Dreams on 03-07-2007. Do you have All you can eat friends???? Or is this just me? Me and the x have what I like to call an all you can eat friend! the last time she stayed over she raid our fridge and cuboards! she ate all the chips in the house (even opened a a bag and finished the whole thing off herself!!) she used up the majority of our eggs, ate all our cereal, we ordered pizza and she ate more then halff!! The thing I don't get is she is a tiny little thing that can eat like a huge plimp!! It pisses me off that she comes here to eat! anyone else Rating: 5