"Hey man.. I take it you dropped out of school. Kind of coincidental you decided to do it just a month after starting to smoke pot... Whats the deal? It seemed like when we were young you were the smart one and you had all the potential and stuff.." - One of my friends who I've known since I was like 2


My response:
"Oh, don't worry about that. I'm still the smart one. And by the way, I didn't drop out, I graduated early. 2 years earlier then you. And I've already gotten accepted into University of Nebraska... so.. Yeah. But you were right about the pot thing! This all did happen right after I started... what a shame huh?"

Fools think just because you don't attend their school for a month and they see you smoking pot that you're a drop out... quite the opposite.