how not to get caught in a cop search (kinda joking)

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Funny to watch??

Sorry bud, i call bullshit on that one, you never saw any shit like that.

Nice try though. Cops aren't as stupid as we would all like to believe. More red flags like that are gonna keep the cop in your business longer, not the other way around.

And IF THAT DID actually ever happen, you'd be the most embarassed one there, cause you're HIS friend, cop looks right at you and thinks of YOUR loose asshole, then proceeds to search you both.

i'd rather be thought of as loose then a stoner.
sure the "search" takes longer, but it is better then saying no and getting a dog on you

when it happened to us, it changed from a search to a field sobriety test

and dont play the bullshit card, in conservative st joseph, mo the police are more about harassing people who are different then actually doing their job

scream Reviewed by scream on 03-08-2007. how not to get caught in a cop search (kinda joking) this only really would work for guys, i think, maybe girls, too, but idk. what you do is: 1. buy the largest vibrator available in a sex shop. the ones that take car batteries or some shit! 2. take the batteries out and put all your weed/pipes/etc (whatever will fit) in there and toss it in the backseat of your car i guarantee you, if you're a dude, NO cop will EVER touch that thing in a million years!!!! what cop wants the whole force to think he's gay because he found drugs in a Rating: 5