Quote Originally Posted by scream
i have a gay friend that keeps lube and condoms in his pocket when he is driving w/ weed, so if he gets pulled over he just hits on the cop

and if the cop asks to search the car he agrees, the cop pats him down, finds the condoms/lube, freaks out about what he's gonna find and lets him go

its funny to watch

Funny to watch??

Sorry bud, i call bullshit on that one, you never saw any shit like that.

Nice try though. Cops aren't as stupid as we would all like to believe. More red flags like that are gonna keep the cop in your business longer, not the other way around.

And IF THAT DID actually ever happen, you'd be the most embarassed one there, cause you're HIS friend, cop looks right at you and thinks of YOUR loose asshole, then proceeds to search you both.
The.Devil.Himself Reviewed by The.Devil.Himself on . how not to get caught in a cop search (kinda joking) this only really would work for guys, i think, maybe girls, too, but idk. what you do is: 1. buy the largest vibrator available in a sex shop. the ones that take car batteries or some shit! 2. take the batteries out and put all your weed/pipes/etc (whatever will fit) in there and toss it in the backseat of your car i guarantee you, if you're a dude, NO cop will EVER touch that thing in a million years!!!! what cop wants the whole force to think he's gay because he found drugs in a Rating: 5