how not to get caught in a cop search (kinda joking)

[xmordeciax]

lol sounds golden!!!... you could use this method to get on a plane too!

[xmordeciax]

PS. Mad REP for this post

[scream]

i have a gay friend that keeps lube and condoms in his pocket when he is driving w/ weed, so if he gets pulled over he just hits on the cop

and if the cop asks to search the car he agrees, the cop pats him down, finds the condoms/lube, freaks out about what he's gonna find and lets him go

its funny to watch

[TopNotchSwagger220]

juss make sure u melt a lil bit of chocolate n put a lil bit on the dildo to make sure the cop wont touch it lol

[The.Devil.Himself]

It's funny, but, that sort of item is a red flag!!

When cops get alerted to any kind of odd behavior/red flag, that will cause them to stay on location and detain you even longer until they are satisfied.

He would think, "Why would this moron have a huge dildo out for everyone to see?" - then, he would proceed to put on the rubber gloves and FIND OUT why you have it in plain sight, either that or the dog will alert to it and confirm what the cop already knows.

Big huge dildos go straight from the sex shop to your home, cops know they don't ride around in back seats in plain view.....



check this out - learn it, study it. it's useful knowledge......

Barry Cooper's NeverGetBusted.com

a DVD released by a narcotics/K-9 officer who knows all the pigs' secrets.

[The.Devil.Himself]

i have a gay friend that keeps lube and condoms in his pocket when he is driving w/ weed, so if he gets pulled over he just hits on the cop

and if the cop asks to search the car he agrees, the cop pats him down, finds the condoms/lube, freaks out about what he's gonna find and lets him go

its funny to watch

Funny to watch??

Sorry bud, i call bullshit on that one, you never saw any shit like that.

Nice try though. Cops aren't as stupid as we would all like to believe. More red flags like that are gonna keep the cop in your business longer, not the other way around.

And IF THAT DID actually ever happen, you'd be the most embarassed one there, cause you're HIS friend, cop looks right at you and thinks of YOUR loose asshole, then proceeds to search you both.

[420marijuana420]

It's funny, but, that sort of item is a red flag!!

When cops get alerted to any kind of odd behavior/red flag, that will cause them to stay on location and detain you even longer until they are satisfied.

He would think, "Why would this moron have a huge dildo out for everyone to see?" - then, he would proceed to put on the rubber gloves and FIND OUT why you have it in plain sight, either that or the dog will alert to it and confirm what the cop already knows.

Big huge dildos go straight from the sex shop to your home, cops know they don't ride around in back seats in plain view.....



check this out - learn it, study it. it's useful knowledge......

Barry Cooper's NeverGetBusted.com

a DVD released by a narcotics/K-9 officer who knows all the pigs' secrets.

Has that DVD even been released yet? And do you even know when you're gonna get it? It sounds like a scam to me. At first I thought it was ok but my bullshit detector goes off every time I see this site now. Plus now all the cops are gonna watch it too and try to counter it. It's useless and the cop is just out for a quick buck. If the pig really felt guilty about his drug busts he would publish it for free.

[slpntrx5]

Has that DVD even been released yet? And do you even know when you're gonna get it? It sounds like a scam to me. At first I thought it was ok but my bullshit detector goes off every time I see this site now. Plus now all the cops are gonna watch it too and try to counter it. It's useless and the cop is just out for a quick buck. If the pig really felt guilty about his drug busts he would publish it for free.

true-fucking-that.

[The.Devil.Himself]

Hey 420 -

I downloaded the .torrent as soon as i saw the ad in high times. High times actually did a HUGE background investigation of Barry Cooper before they let him advertise in the magazine and on their site - appartently he is one of the BIGGEST narcotics names in the history of Texas state. Truly a badass.

I saw both videos that are advertised, hidden compartments and never get busted, and both were super informative.

I believe, he is indeed trying to get rich quick, but also has a genuine belief that his entire narcotics career was a sham and needlessly hurting families and good people.

Also i think he may of smoked a joint or ten and decided marijuana wasn't everything his education as a narcotics officer had him believe.

Either way, this is an excellent video and i highly recommend it, even if only for the entertainment value.

I will admit though, i took at least 1 piece of information and committed it to memory after watching. Very interesting stuff, especially "Profiling".

[The.Devil.Himself]

Also, before bashing the guy further, we may want to remember Barry Cooper was at the height/peak of his success in his career when he all of a sudden quit. At the time of his resignation, he was the most respected narcotics officer in the state of Texas.

He is successful in any venture he gets involved with, so i can only assume that his resignation to the state was related to his personal beliefs of marijuana laws as he personally admits.