I have a shitty job ahead of me... (literally)

[JaggedEdge]

I have been wondering to myself why it smelled so bad when I would walk outside lately. I dismissed it, thinking it was a dead animal under the house or just from all the rain we have been having. Well tonight my g/f asks why it is so wet underneath the house (a raised house.)

I look under with a flashlight and guess what I see... A piece of PVC pipe disconnected from the rest of your septic system, along with a bunch of human waste underneath my house!

Just what I want to fucking do, crawl through our human shit in order to fix it! I'm just glad no one else has used our bathroom lately...

JaggedEdge Reviewed by JaggedEdge on 03-06-2007. I have a shitty job ahead of me... (literally) I have been wondering to myself why it smelled so bad when I would walk outside lately. I dismissed it, thinking it was a dead animal under the house or just from all the rain we have been having. Well tonight my g/f asks why it is so wet underneath the house (a raised house.) I look under with a flashlight and guess what I see... A piece of PVC pipe disconnected from the rest of your septic system, along with a bunch of human waste underneath my house! Just what I want to fucking do, Rating: 5

[masterjointsmith]

damn dude that suck i use to be a plumber i feel ya on that

[invision]

sounds like fun

[slipknotpsycho]

lmao.... i'd be callin out a plumber... fuck all that shit... literally.. o.0

[TheAtomicPunk]

I have to laugh, but that's so awful! Ewwww I'd plot another way to get rid of it other than garbage bags...

[Samwhore]

get a plumber, its bad enough cleaning kitty litter

[JaggedEdge]

LOL, how much will it cost me to get you to fix this.

What pisses me off is it will be so simple to fix, I may need to get a new piece of PVC (I'm not sure if it cracked or anything.) But there is no way to avoid the mess that has already been caused.

I respect plumbers. I have had several people suggest that as a career option, saying you can make pretty good money. I just can't see myself doing that everyday. I'm a bit germaphopic(sp), and would not be able to deal with that stuff on a daily basis.

What made you change careers?

[JaggedEdge]

lmao.... i'd be callin out a plumber... fuck all that shit... literally.. o.0

Plumbers are expensive and it is a very simple job. Just highly disgusting...

[slipknotpsycho]

shit, that disgusting thing is enough for me o.0 lol... couldn't pay me to go crawling around in shit... fuck i start gagging when the baby has a particularly bad diaper or i walk into the bathroom and it looks like someone poured chocolate milk, melted chocolate, a can of roasted peanuts and a can of corn in it... o.0 that's just sight (btw, that's what i sometimes find in public restrooms lol.. i'd fuckin flip if i walked in my own bathroom and saw that)

i even gag if i step in a pile of cat shit... ~shudders~ yeah, i'd probably quit that job the very first job i was sent to do....

[BlazinTreesX3]

for the last few months ive been working with my uncle as a commercial plumber. ill tell you right now that shit is a huge paying business and im proud to be working it.

let me try to spit this out all high. (4 gravity hits so i cant possibly use any tomorrow...homework) so we mostly dug huge ditches and changed sewers or water lines,weve changed cleanouts a million times. and weve pumped the nastiest feces and etc in the whole earth from a 100% mexicanj trailer park in the middle of nowhere in the desert. But if we didnt want to touch all that we always thought of a smart idea .

so lets try here

when ur crawling underthere why dont you drag a tarp under the with you + long rubber gloves. we have both in our plumbing truck. wanna borrow it?

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