bwhaha, I have a great story for this.

Me and my friends, Austin and Jordan were hanging out at school one day, and there were these two huge pieces of cardboard, I say "wow, itd be fun to slide on those" so I take one, slide on it, fall on my ass (and I just happen to like austin:4 so there I am on the floor.

turn red- no
laugh my ass off- yes

so I would say I dont give a shit