Quote Originally Posted by wutang123456
you could do what my buddies always do back at home

first, you're going to torture the mother fucker

your going to tie the motherfucker to a bed post, with his ass cheeks spread out and shit, right, put a hanger on the fucking stove and let that shit sit their for like 20 minutes, take it off and stick it in his ass all slow like hissssssssss

if that don't work then lay his nut on a dresser, just his nuts, and bang them shits with a spike fucking bat

then you pull his fucking tounge out his fucking mouth and stab that shit with a rusty screwdriver

next you got hang him by his dick from a twelve story building out dat motherfucker

finally you gotta sew his ass hole closed and keep feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him

awwwh shit

of course, you could always sit back and learn your lesson

Holy shit that made me laugh my ass off, I fucking love dave chapelle.

I also just had me a joint. Hisssssssss