Stolen iPod

[SwirlyMass]

you break it you buy it and you lose it you buy it, if not you're looking at something of yours getting stolen or you getting fucked up.

don't let people fuck with you son, if you fight and get your ass kicked it will only toughen you up. i'd say unless you train or fight or work out a lot you then you better watch yourself, he takes your shit because he knows he can get away with it. don't compare sized compare experience and background. is this guy a tough guy around other people or is he a pussy.

i hope you have the nuts to fuck him up and take whatever he has thats equal to the ipod.

SwirlyMass Reviewed by SwirlyMass on 03-06-2007. Stolen iPod Alright , my iPod was stolen. Well kind of , I was going to smoke a blunt at a buddies house at lunch. I was at the smoking pit and this guy I know (not best friends or anything) asked me to listen to them till the end of lunch. I said ok , he had borrowed them before. The blunt turned into vodka shots and that turned into a little party. So I didn't make it back to school for about 2 and a half hours. I get out of the car and I remembered I left it with this guy , I cant find him so I Rating: 5

[Genuine17]

God gave us opposing thumbs for a reason now go use them and beat his ass with a baseball bat...

[sam44]

Dont use violence. But if you ever have a chance to steal somthing of value from him, do so. The guy who ripped me off for a half ounce found his brand new video ipod to be missing the next week. :thumbsup:

[wutang123456]

you could do what my buddies always do back at home

first, you're going to torture the mother fucker

your going to tie the motherfucker to a bed post, with his ass cheeks spread out and shit, right, put a hanger on the fucking stove and let that shit sit their for like 20 minutes, take it off and stick it in his ass all slow like hissssssssss

if that don't work then lay his nut on a dresser, just his nuts, and bang them shits with a spike fucking bat

then you pull his fucking tounge out his fucking mouth and stab that shit with a rusty screwdriver

next you got hang him by his dick from a twelve story building out dat motherfucker

finally you gotta sew his ass hole closed and keep feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him

awwwh shit

of course, you could always sit back and learn your lesson

[Wesley Pipes]

thats a bit fuckin stupid
was it a good wallet or somethin?

cos most people who steal wallets use the cards and shit
stupid nob heads lol

no it was a shitty wallet that was falling to peices lol, i think they were just after the cash that was inside (if there was any left... i was VERY drunk and probably out of cash by that time)

it could've been this chick i was dancing with, i don't remember too much about what happened but maybe afterwards things got a little... steamy, and whilst i was "distracted" she might've picked my pocket... but i can't remember so who knows.

[User Name Here]

you could do what my buddies always do back at home

first, you're going to torture the mother fucker

your going to tie the motherfucker to a bed post, with his ass cheeks spread out and shit, right, put a hanger on the fucking stove and let that shit sit their for like 20 minutes, take it off and stick it in his ass all slow like hissssssssss

if that don't work then lay his nut on a dresser, just his nuts, and bang them shits with a spike fucking bat

then you pull his fucking tounge out his fucking mouth and stab that shit with a rusty screwdriver

next you got hang him by his dick from a twelve story building out dat motherfucker

finally you gotta sew his ass hole closed and keep feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him and feeding him

awwwh shit

of course, you could always sit back and learn your lesson

Holy shit that made me laugh my ass off, I fucking love dave chapelle.

I also just had me a joint. Hisssssssss

[User Name Here]

If you're not that big, I suggest just a quick sack tap, then hit him in the stomach. then nose and so on. What is honor if it means getting you're ass kicked.

[Nochowderforyou]

Things like this happen when you lend things out, so I suggest you let it go.

What good would kicking his ass do? If anything, the girls will think you're an oger, and calling the cops, what the fuck are they going to do?

Just forget it and learn from your mistake.

One thing I've never understood about stealing MP3 players, is for one, the person who steals it doesn't have an adapter for it to recharge itself, so really, you only get to listen to it until the battery runs out. Second, you don't have the software to download new music. :wtf:

Anyways, move on in life, and your mom sounds wack man!

[420purplehaze420]

Ahh i see you have one of those crazy moms, ive heard of them, anyways yeah i listen ton my ipod religously and wont let it out of my sight but if that did happen i would have been like "really? shittiness...o well man everyone makes mistakes, good thing future shop has a whole wearhouse full of them, why dont you go pick me out one after school"

and dont worry about your size in a fight ive seen a skinnys guys drop people twice there size with one good crack to the jaw.

[Nochowderforyou]

and dont worry about your size in a fight ive seen a skinnys guys drop people twice there size with one good crack to the jaw.

Exactly. Size means nothing. I have seen 5'2 guys take out 6'4 240lbs monsters before. If you want a quick ending, go for a straight shot to the jaw. There is a nerve behind the jaw and when it is struck, it IS lights out. For guys who are 8ft tall and 400lbs, it will still knock them out. If you hit them hard enough in the jaw, it will actually impact their brain giving them a concussion.

For a bloody battle, go for the bridge of the nose. That will cause their eyes to water up, blinding them, then that gives you a chance to really give it to them.