Ammie - ah ha, a singer, eh?...like, I see you draped over a piano, in a smoky jazz club (especially with your fabulous avatar in mind lol)...oh, and trying to bribe me by letting me in the boobie club, won't work!!!








..for most people, but certainly does for me

I still reckon stinging nettles could be a hidden drug
But hey, check this out for low point:
I got 35p on the electric,
I just made a cup of tea with the last tea-bag I have,
I just made a ciggie with my last paper,
I have no petrol to get to work tomorrow,
I haven't bought the kids a chrissy present (cos am skint),
Have no food,
And I gotta find £700 by the 27th of this month

Do you ever get the feeling that you're on a losing streak?

Well, I can't hang around too much, otherwise the electric will run out!
Still, at least I've got my health...*cough cough*....sort of