bbirdy, I honestly can't understand a word you're saying.


So long story short basically, me, my best friend, her boyfriend and the guy i was fucking at the time were all at this gated park smokin' a (delicious pina colada) blunt at like 11:30-12 at night. I'm pretty buzzed and we all are for the most part and we start to walk back to my house, which is like 25 minutes away. We get to the gate and we hear a dog and some footsteps. Not thinking that someone was yanno..WALKING THEIR DOG, we freak out and think it's a cop and a drug dog. I'm squeezing the shit outta my best friend's hand whispering "should we run? i'm gonna run. No really, i think we should run.." and she's going "lets do it, tell the boys, no fuck it lets just do it..wait no no don't do it.." ect. Turns out it was just some asshole walking his dog at midnight :|
BabyFacedAbortion Reviewed by BabyFacedAbortion on . Your closest call.. Mine... my apartment. GF and I had loud fight. She had just stormed out of the apt. I decided I was going to smoke. Had an ounce lying on the living room coffee table in a baggie, wide open. No paraphanalia, hadn't smoked yet, hear a knock, thinking it is her. Open up, 2 cops. Noise complaint. Cop is talking to me while other is walking around apt. Cop 2 walks around living room. Stands 3 feet from open bag of weed. Looks around, scans room, searches both bedrooms, and they left. Rating: 5