i was at work, smoking, and i blew my hit out this little window in the bathroom only to see a fully suited police chick walk up to the window to inspect AS I WAS BLOWING OUT MY HIT. luckily i was in the bathroom because i shit bricks and a lot of them. but she turned and walked down the alley away from my work. i couldn't fucking believe it.
SwirlyMass Reviewed by SwirlyMass on . Your closest call.. Mine... my apartment. GF and I had loud fight. She had just stormed out of the apt. I decided I was going to smoke. Had an ounce lying on the living room coffee table in a baggie, wide open. No paraphanalia, hadn't smoked yet, hear a knock, thinking it is her. Open up, 2 cops. Noise complaint. Cop is talking to me while other is walking around apt. Cop 2 walks around living room. Stands 3 feet from open bag of weed. Looks around, scans room, searches both bedrooms, and they left. Rating: 5