Your closest call..

[Villui]

Good stories mates!

ahh... good times.. Another one I had, I was driving up North (which for me means wide open roads and that means Autobahn...) So I'm doing like 120mph on this country road and am closing fast on this car.... I had just smoked a pinchie.... and as I start getting closer to the car, I slow to like 80mph... Cherries!!!

He pulls me over as my ex-wife stashes the weed... "have you been drinking?"...
"No" (lie, captain coke in Taco John's cup)
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"no"
"I clocked you doing at least 75..."
"Really!" I get excited... 75 is better than 120...

I got a ticket... but it could've been worse...

lol yeah alot worse

[BigHyphyD]

Was in the drive-thru at Taco Bell.


Got the to the speaker thing, and they said they couldn't take the ATM card that I had.

I was already baked out of my mind, so what do I do? I put the car in reverse and give it some gas and right then my buddy slams it in Park.

Yeah, there was a car behind me. We had weed on us, a pipe, and we were high. Man if I would of hit the car we would of been FUCKED!

[SwirlyMass]

i was at work, smoking, and i blew my hit out this little window in the bathroom only to see a fully suited police chick walk up to the window to inspect AS I WAS BLOWING OUT MY HIT. luckily i was in the bathroom because i shit bricks and a lot of them. but she turned and walked down the alley away from my work. i couldn't fucking believe it.

[Polymirize]

two friends and myself, let's just call them S and T went for a drive in S's car, local smoker's loop. Heading back into town, throughly baked, we pull over to check out some noise under the hood. S's car is a piece of shit at this time, so such incident's aren't necessarily uncommon. Where we happened to pull into was the parkinglot of the local county buildings. Bad idea. Literally within seconds of us pulling in there, two cop cars swing in behind us and hitsus with the spotlight. T is in the back seat, and with incredible presence of mind, stashes all incriminating evidence out of sight. Both me and S have our doors open because we were about to check under the hood so the cops saunter up and start speaking to both of us, just wondering how things are going basically, one of them is shining his light into the car and looking around but not going inside or asking to. We're kinda wary but basically being respectful and after a couple minutes and some running of our info they tell us we're free to leave.
Turns out the county buildings had had some computers stolen the night before, but since we obviously didn't have any of those they told us to just move on and have a pleasant night.
We get back into the car thinking we're scott free when the car won't start. Another aspect of S's car that we had forgotten about. So we all pile out to push start the damn thing, completely baked, while these cops are just staring at us. S, also sucks with a clutch, or at least, he does when he's high. So, we fail.
Finally, almost out of pity, or maybe just to speed things up, the cops pull alongside, roll down the window and offer to push us with their cruiser. T and I just stand back and watch this cop send S's car flying across the parkinglot, S pops it and the car finally starts. We say thank you, wish them a safe night, and get the hell out of there.

Which just goes to show that if you keep your head straight, and are decently respectful, cops aren't the worst people.

[Plastic Jesus]

i was at work, smoking, and i blew my hit out this little window in the bathroom only to see a fully suited police chick walk up to the window to inspect AS I WAS BLOWING OUT MY HIT. luckily i was in the bathroom because i shit bricks and a lot of them. but she turned and walked down the alley away from my work. i couldn't fucking believe it.

That could've been a REALLY good story... "remember the time I blew pot smoke right in the girl cop's face..."

[cfvgcfvg]

Was in the drive-thru at Taco Bell.


Got the to the speaker thing, and they said they couldn't take the ATM card that I had.

I was already baked out of my mind, so what do I do? I put the car in reverse and give it some gas and right then my buddy slams it in Park.

Yeah, there was a car behind me. We had weed on us, a pipe, and we were high. Man if I would of hit the car we would of been FUCKED!

See, this is why MJ is still illegal. Don't fucking go out driving when you're baked. Have a DD or blaze AFTER you pick up food. I mean goddamn, you don't pay attention when driving, someone ends up dead and the whole fucking community is put in a bad light.

Sorry I yelled, I'm dry at the moment. But think about it.

[Runaway Jim]

Ive had a few very close calls, as I have never been arrested.
One night we are driving through town, its probably 2 or 3am, and we get to the rapid station, and drag raced this kid a lil. The area is generally chill, not too hot, and after about a half mile the kid falls back. He is like maybe 100 yards behind us when a cop comes outta nowhere and starts chasing us... We have about 3oz of bud in the car, along with paraphrenalia, mad alcohol, and a weapon, bad move I know but live and learn right. So this cop is chasing us, we passed him at like 80 or 90 so we have a good lead, but we are all drunk so we decide to gun it, and try to outrun him, and we did. In a scraper 80's Jeep Cherokee. Just turned on a residential street that was notorious for gang activity, I guess he lost us or stopped pursuing or something.
Ive had many on-foot close calls, where i just barely get away or something... Maybe like 3 or 4 of those...

[JSTA]

two friends and myself, let's just call them S and T went for a drive in S's car, local smoker's loop. Heading back into town, throughly baked, we pull over to check out some noise under the hood. S's car is a piece of shit at this time, so such incident's aren't necessarily uncommon. Where we happened to pull into was the parkinglot of the local county buildings. Bad idea. Literally within seconds of us pulling in there, two cop cars swing in behind us and hitsus with the spotlight. T is in the back seat, and with incredible presence of mind, stashes all incriminating evidence out of sight. Both me and S have our doors open because we were about to check under the hood so the cops saunter up and start speaking to both of us, just wondering how things are going basically, one of them is shining his light into the car and looking around but not going inside or asking to. We're kinda wary but basically being respectful and after a couple minutes and some running of our info they tell us we're free to leave.
Turns out the county buildings had had some computers stolen the night before, but since we obviously didn't have any of those they told us to just move on and have a pleasant night.
We get back into the car thinking we're scott free when the car won't start. Another aspect of S's car that we had forgotten about. So we all pile out to push start the damn thing, completely baked, while these cops are just staring at us. S, also sucks with a clutch, or at least, he does when he's high. So, we fail.
Finally, almost out of pity, or maybe just to speed things up, the cops pull alongside, roll down the window and offer to push us with their cruiser. T and I just stand back and watch this cop send S's car flying across the parkinglot, S pops it and the car finally starts. We say thank you, wish them a safe night, and get the hell out of there.

Which just goes to show that if you keep your head straight, and are decently respectful, cops aren't the worst people.

That's a great story. I would have been laughing my ass off if I was stoned and watching S try to unsuccessfully get the car going while the cops were just staring.

[TopNotchSwagger220]

One of my close calls was wen me n my friend were in an empty parkin lot about ta blaze it up, its about 11:30 at night n its dark as hell. this dirty ass cop car pulls into the parkin lot n circles around but doesnt bother us. i was paranoid as phuck 4 a while after that

[rebgirl420]

the day my bud from high school got off his papers, we went to an amusement park and smoked on the way there. When we paid for our parking, the attendants alerted a bike cop, and he was right behind us after we parked. My bud was still smoking as we left the truck, and didn't notice the officer until he addressed us, he quickly threw the jay on the ground and squashed it. The officer asked us if we had been smoking, and my buddy having just dealt with the legal system said yes. The officer proceeded to scolded us and asked if we had any more on us, and if the answer was yes, say no and we better leave, otherwise we should have a great time at the park, and to be more careful in the future and think about giving it up(I'm thinking he thought we were teenagers).

For his final warning he told us they would be watching our every move while we were in the park.

We stayed for a little more then a hour.

a cop saying that to you before you go into an enclosed private park with many, MANY, rotating cameras and plain clothes police people is a terrifying thing when you're high off your ass.


We swore people were coming to arrest us every ten minutes while we were in the park, and we were afraid that they were by his truck, after finding our stash waiting to arrest us on our way out. That guy really fucked with our heads

It makes for a good story now though.

I used to work at Idlewild Amusement park and people would light up all the time. For gods sakes i have pics of my dad smoking under a giant mushroom in stroy book forest haha