Good stories mates!

ahh... good times.. Another one I had, I was driving up North (which for me means wide open roads and that means Autobahn...) So I'm doing like 120mph on this country road and am closing fast on this car.... I had just smoked a pinchie.... and as I start getting closer to the car, I slow to like 80mph... Cherries!!!

He pulls me over as my ex-wife stashes the weed... "have you been drinking?"...
"No" (lie, captain coke in Taco John's cup)
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"no"
"I clocked you doing at least 75..."
"Really!" I get excited... 75 is better than 120...

I got a ticket... but it could've been worse...