Your closest call..

[Podge_Boro]

me and a few friends sat in a bust stop
cops go past and turn round, pull us over sayin we look suspicious
i had a little over a quater in my pocket
and also a police asp/cosh (them things that flick out you hit people with)
we all got our name taken and address

thats about it, nowt really

Podge_Boro Reviewed by Podge_Boro on 03-05-2007. Your closest call.. Mine... my apartment. GF and I had loud fight. She had just stormed out of the apt. I decided I was going to smoke. Had an ounce lying on the living room coffee table in a baggie, wide open. No paraphanalia, hadn't smoked yet, hear a knock, thinking it is her. Open up, 2 cops. Noise complaint. Cop is talking to me while other is walking around apt. Cop 2 walks around living room. Stands 3 feet from open bag of weed. Looks around, scans room, searches both bedrooms, and they left. Rating: 5

[Acouwaila]

ive had a few actuually

One time me and two other friends smoked outside in my car and when we walked back inside we passed an RA in the hall and I guess she smel it on us so sure enough 10 minutes later a cop knocks on my door ...all 3 of us were in there munchin on pop corn and watchin super troopers.....luckily the only thing the cops could smell was the popcorn.... he said he had reports of marijuana smells from the room and i was all high like "No sir, not in here sir" lol....

another time I had smoked in my room and the cops came but i was in another room!!!! it was SOOOO close....if i had been in my room when they came knocking id have been fucked cuz it reeked so bad in there.

last week i was pulled over and the officer told me he smelt marijuana in my car (we smoke a lot of blunts in it) and i told him i dont smoke...(i had a bowl in my middle compartment) he asked me if i had any marijuana or paraphanelia and i said no and luckily he didnt search me

[BizzleLuvin]

got pulled over for having a broken headlight. had smoked a bowl in the car an hour before, had a baggie in the cup holder.

[Matt the Funk]

Me and 2 friends were smoking on the roof of a parking structure. All of the sudden I see a cop roll up. My friends don't notice and blow out smoke RIGHT when he gets in front of us. He just tells us to go somewhere else lol.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Hah. you guys have good stories, i say safe my closest call would be, me and my friend were injured for our school's varsity soccer team so we went to our team lockers made a ghetto piece out of a gatorade bottle, walked out to the woods and blazed it up

when i got back the coach was like where have you two been?
and we were both looked like crap and i was like the locker room.

haha best thing to do when you're injured :thumbsup:

I don't have many close calls lately, I normally smoke indoors. Friends and I were walking around the Movie Theatre smokin out of a small black metal "Smokeless" bowl and joints looking like ciggies :stoned: They caught us on camera but it was poor quality and too far away to prove they were joints and not cigs haha. I'm so lucky!

[Plastic Jesus]

Good stories mates!

ahh... good times.. Another one I had, I was driving up North (which for me means wide open roads and that means Autobahn...) So I'm doing like 120mph on this country road and am closing fast on this car.... I had just smoked a pinchie.... and as I start getting closer to the car, I slow to like 80mph... Cherries!!!

He pulls me over as my ex-wife stashes the weed... "have you been drinking?"...
"No" (lie, captain coke in Taco John's cup)
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"no"
"I clocked you doing at least 75..."
"Really!" I get excited... 75 is better than 120...

I got a ticket... but it could've been worse...

[Samwhore]

haha PWNED, back to 42 posts

[Plastic Jesus]

haha PWNED, back to 42 posts

Yeah suck BUTT. but no one can take the EFFING good time we had away my whore!!

[Samwhore]

I can take it away

[Villui]

the day my bud from high school got off his papers, we went to an amusement park and smoked on the way there. When we paid for our parking, the attendants alerted a bike cop, and he was right behind us after we parked. My bud was still smoking as we left the truck, and didn't notice the officer until he addressed us, he quickly threw the jay on the ground and squashed it. The officer asked us if we had been smoking, and my buddy having just dealt with the legal system said yes. The officer proceeded to scolded us and asked if we had any more on us, and if the answer was yes, say no and we better leave, otherwise we should have a great time at the park, and to be more careful in the future and think about giving it up(I'm thinking he thought we were teenagers).

For his final warning he told us they would be watching our every move while we were in the park.

We stayed for a little more then a hour.

a cop saying that to you before you go into an enclosed private park with many, MANY, rotating cameras and plain clothes police people is a terrifying thing when you're high off your ass.


We swore people were coming to arrest us every ten minutes while we were in the park, and we were afraid that they were by his truck, after finding our stash waiting to arrest us on our way out. That guy really fucked with our heads

It makes for a good story now though.

dude now i wana go to sixflags stoned lol