Your closest call..

[Plastic Jesus]

Mine... my apartment. GF and I had loud fight. She had just stormed out of the apt. I decided I was going to smoke. Had an ounce lying on the living room coffee table in a baggie, wide open. No paraphanalia, hadn't smoked yet, hear a knock, thinking it is her. Open up, 2 cops. Noise complaint. Cop is talking to me while other is walking around apt. Cop 2 walks around living room. Stands 3 feet from open bag of weed. Looks around, scans room, searches both bedrooms, and they left. Whoa!!!

Plastic Jesus Reviewed by Plastic Jesus on 03-04-2007. Your closest call.. Mine... my apartment. GF and I had loud fight. She had just stormed out of the apt. I decided I was going to smoke. Had an ounce lying on the living room coffee table in a baggie, wide open. No paraphanalia, hadn't smoked yet, hear a knock, thinking it is her. Open up, 2 cops. Noise complaint. Cop is talking to me while other is walking around apt. Cop 2 walks around living room. Stands 3 feet from open bag of weed. Looks around, scans room, searches both bedrooms, and they left. Rating: 5

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

Damn that was close, how did he not see it?

[Samwhore]

my closest call, the person who was calling me was a foot away from me.

nah, I have none, ive already been "called" in this case

[rebgirl420]

hmmm I guess ive been pretty lucky and careful. Im always extra careful I suppose.

[Specialty Cakes]

a couple days ago I pulled my 2nd hit in the morning from my bong, and I was actually blowing through my sploof when my mom walked into the room to check if I was ready for school. my huge ass tv was in the way I geuss, cause I had a sploof and a bong IN MY HAND and she totally missed it! I was shocked to say the least.

[Plastic Jesus]

hmmm I guess ive been pretty lucky and careful. Im always extra careful I suppose.

Live dangerously...

[Skrappie]

the day my bud from high school got off his papers, we went to an amusement park and smoked on the way there. When we paid for our parking, the attendants alerted a bike cop, and he was right behind us after we parked. My bud was still smoking as we left the truck, and didn't notice the officer until he addressed us, he quickly threw the jay on the ground and squashed it. The officer asked us if we had been smoking, and my buddy having just dealt with the legal system said yes. The officer proceeded to scolded us and asked if we had any more on us, and if the answer was yes, say no and we better leave, otherwise we should have a great time at the park, and to be more careful in the future and think about giving it up(I'm thinking he thought we were teenagers).

For his final warning he told us they would be watching our every move while we were in the park.

We stayed for a little more then a hour.

a cop saying that to you before you go into an enclosed private park with many, MANY, rotating cameras and plain clothes police people is a terrifying thing when you're high off your ass.


We swore people were coming to arrest us every ten minutes while we were in the park, and we were afraid that they were by his truck, after finding our stash waiting to arrest us on our way out. That guy really fucked with our heads

It makes for a good story now though.

[Dutch Pimp]

...29 DEC 2005....0530 am....someone knocks at the door....dogs barking...I get out of bed and put enough clothes on to answer the door...

...sherriff's department...papers in his hand....my knees buckled...(I just knew it was search warrant)..

..there was enough weed in the house for 20 years..(hard time)....

...it was only divorce paper's...being served...he gave them to me and left...

..now ... if my knees can only carry me back inside...without collapsing.......

[GosTo]

Hah. you guys have good stories, i say safe my closest call would be, me and my friend were injured for our school's varsity soccer team so we went to our team lockers made a ghetto piece out of a gatorade bottle, walked out to the woods and blazed it up

when i got back the coach was like where have you two been?
and we were both looked like crap and i was like the locker room.

[B.Basher]

Me and my friend travelling in Canada. It was the last day of our trip and Superman Returns had just come out in the IMAX. We were given a blunt for free from a safe goth dealer so were smoking it up in a public park before the movie. Two plain clothes police sandwich us in from either side of our little cotch area and start searching us while we explain how we love their country and are leaving first thing tomorrow so they'll never see us again. They search every pocket except my raincoat, which happened to be carrying about 12 ready rolled joints that we were handing out to random cool dudes we met on our last day. They let us go and even let us keep the blunt, saying it was the dealers they were looking for. Close call, but I think they woulda believed me if I pointed out there's no reason for me to deal while i'm on holiday.