Quote Originally Posted by lazy smoker7
Anyways theres likes this big family thing were a bunch of ppl come over to stay and sleep at my house and some ppl end up sleeping in my room and I end up having to sleep in the same bed as my dad. So anyways before the night I go out and get drunk as shit and high as fuck and come home and pass out on my dads bed. So anyways in the morning i wake up being slapped in the face really hard by my dad... why? well heres why as my dad described it.. Son I woke up with your hand on my nipple (hes fat so its like a boob almost) and you are kissing me on the neck saying "mmmm Lorena mmm" and at the same time he said I was rubbing my dick on his lower back and I actually just about mounted him until he fully woke up and slapped me hard as shit and I wake up from this very powerful slap to the face after having a awesome sex dream and my pants were pulled down with my hand holding my erect dick and I swear to god I was not aware of me doing this. Ever since that time I am scared to sleep next to a family member. Oh also haha once when I was very very young I had to sleep with my cousin and in the morning I wake up on top of her lol. (Lorena was one of my old girlfriends)
Dude...I can't believe you shared this. I hope this isn't the kind of stories that you tell at parties.

I lol'd though...