dude one time I went to bed super drunk and I ended up sleepwalking over to my buddy who was sleeping on the couch and I started pissing on the couch till my wife heard it and told me I was peeing on the couch. I said "oh," and finished in the bathroom.
burnable Reviewed by burnable on . A funny story of mine will make you laugh. Anyways theres likes this big family thing were a bunch of ppl come over to stay and sleep at my house and some ppl end up sleeping in my room and I end up having to sleep in the same bed as my dad. So anyways before the night I go out and get drunk as shit and high as fuck and come home and pass out on my dads bed. So anyways in the morning i wake up being slapped in the face really hard by my dad... why? well heres why as my dad described it.. Son I woke up with your hand on my nipple (hes Rating: 5