A funny story of mine will make you laugh.

[invoke]

Lol damn dude that's embarrassing, props for putting it up. Be grateful your dad took it so well...

heh, no pun intended. :wtf:

invoke Reviewed by invoke on 04-27-2007. A funny story of mine will make you laugh. Anyways theres likes this big family thing were a bunch of ppl come over to stay and sleep at my house and some ppl end up sleeping in my room and I end up having to sleep in the same bed as my dad. So anyways before the night I go out and get drunk as shit and high as fuck and come home and pass out on my dads bed. So anyways in the morning i wake up being slapped in the face really hard by my dad... why? well heres why as my dad described it.. Son I woke up with your hand on my nipple (hes Rating: 5

[IGotThat]

Can you say Bed-Restraints? lol

[JaggedEdge]

LOL, I don't blame your dad for slapping you. You were asleep, so you aren't accountable for what happened :thumbsup:.

[fifka101]

wow thats nasty. i would not be able to look at my dad in the eye if soemthing like that happened.

[GonzoForever]

i feel bad you chose to post this story but

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA What the fuccckkkkk!!!

[roth89]

hahahaha your dad gave you blue ballss omg i would have died... at least you'll probably get your own room now hahahaha ridiculous

[burnout007]

ROTFL! This is too much..

[DAY-DREAMER-MAN]

wtf:wtf:

[Rapidfire187]

Anyways theres likes this big family thing were a bunch of ppl come over to stay and sleep at my house and some ppl end up sleeping in my room and I end up having to sleep in the same bed as my dad. So anyways before the night I go out and get drunk as shit and high as fuck and come home and pass out on my dads bed. So anyways in the morning i wake up being slapped in the face really hard by my dad... why? well heres why as my dad described it.. Son I woke up with your hand on my nipple (hes fat so its like a boob almost) and you are kissing me on the neck saying "mmmm Lorena mmm" and at the same time he said I was rubbing my dick on his lower back and I actually just about mounted him until he fully woke up and slapped me hard as shit and I wake up from this very powerful slap to the face after having a awesome sex dream and my pants were pulled down with my hand holding my erect dick and I swear to god I was not aware of me doing this. Ever since that time I am scared to sleep next to a family member. Oh also haha once when I was very very young I had to sleep with my cousin and in the morning I wake up on top of her lol. (Lorena was one of my old girlfriends)

Dude...I can't believe you shared this. I hope this isn't the kind of stories that you tell at parties.

I lol'd though...

[TheSmokingMonkey]

That is super funny. Don't be embarrassed! I'm sure it was plenty embarrassing at the time, but now that your family can laugh about it and you can too, it isn't embarrassing anymore... right?

lol... feeling up your dad's man boobs...