Men's Issues

[Samwhore]

you guys are too funny, :S2:

what about when you get a stiffy in class and the teacher calls you up to write the problem on the board?

[someuser]

what about when you get a stiffy in class and the teacher calls you up to write the problem on the board?

Yeah well, there is a trick to that... It's call the pocket grab. I'm sure I dont need to elaborate

[lazy smoker7]

:jointsmile: :jointsmile: :jointsmile: :jointsmile:

you guys are too funny, :S2:

what about when you get a stiffy in class and the teacher calls you up to write the problem on the board?

lol this happened to me once i got a hard one and the teacher called on me to go write the math problem on the board and I bascially like I didnt want to do the tuck the dick up thing because the teacher was looking at me telling me to hurry up and I swear I walked over to that board and I walked over all hunched back to the board lol.... those are some stressful times lol :jointsmile:

[Samwhore]

Yeah well, there is a trick to that... It's call the pocket grab. I'm sure I dont need to elaborate

learn something new everyday:thumbsup:

[someuser]

Oh, I got one more man pet-peeve issue!

In the men's restroom when the urinals dont have those divider things and some dude picks the urinal right next to you (especially when there are others to choose from), looks over, and strikes up a conversation.


That is just wrong.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Jesus christ the second men try to form their own private forum it is immediatley stolen by women!(Sarcasm)

Your dick getting caught in your zipper is a problem freeballers gotta worry about, but how about when your at the gym wearing gym shorts and get a stiffy, there's nothing you can do it's horrible. Or anytime you get a stiffy in a public place it can end horribley. Also when blueballs gets so bad it feels like someone is standing on your nuts :wtf: Faggots that think you're sexy and like to touch you? I don't hate fags just because they're fags, but if they keep fucking touching me I'll hit you like you were a real man.

[someuser]

Faggots that think you're sexy and like to touch you? I don't hate fags just because they're fags, but if they keep fucking touching me I'll hit you like you were a real man.

Whats with the hostility towards gays? I'm a straight guy and I've had a few guys hit on me before (one even going so far as touching) and while it makes me uncomfortable, I also keep in mind they are human too and in the end, what better compliment to get then being so hot (LoL) that even men cant resist you :thumbsup:

[JackdaWack]

^^^ ahahah ^^^ good point tho

[TheAtomicPunk]

Whats with the hostility towards gays? I'm a straight guy and I've had a few guys hit on me before (one even going so far as touching) and while it makes me uncomfortable, I also keep in mind they are human too and in the end, what better compliment to get then being so hot (LoL) that even men cant resist you :thumbsup:

I know alot of really really fucking queer guys, and I'm not friendly to them at any extent because they know I'm uncomfortable around them and make a joke of it by randomly hugging me and trying to kiss me. That's why I fucking hate them.

Another man's issue was brought to my attention not long ago though.
What about when you lose a nut? It's like a miniature panic attack trying to find your nut, and it's as if it disappeared... It's temporarily life threatening!

[Samwhore]

Another man's issue was brought to my attention not long ago though.
What about when you lose a nut? It's like a miniature panic attack trying to find your nut, and it's as if it disappeared... It's temporarily life threatening!

what if you have no nuts, like lance armstrong, but he still has one of them