Men's Issues

[someuser]

I don't, when a woman craps on my heart, I don't act like everything is okay when I see her, I give her the pimp hand and tell her to walk the fuck off.

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[Prunedale]

you guys are too funny, :S2:

what about when you get a stiffy in class and the teacher calls you up to write the problem on the board?

Ahem, lemme take this one guys..
Well in this case, for reasons we can't explain we are NOT prepared to deliver the speech to the class or teach anything that involves standing up at this perticular moment in time.. However.. we ARE open to staying after class just this once, to take care of any dues we owe. =) Especially after the hotter single females leave the room in case we had a chance in hell.

Or you just stiffin your leg like you got a bad knee and hey.. Move your hands as you talk to keep the attention above the waist hehe. Use the board, keep your back to the audience hehe. Or do the Vanna White knee and cover it as you explain what you're writing on the chalk board lol.

[Prunedale]

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naw... you get as many as you want... you just have to learn... trust me... your woman will thank you...
Male multiple orgasm

I second that. Very useful with practice. Get signed up guys, If you think it sucks stopping, do it, some girls like the teasing. Gives you a break too. Maybe you should go back down there while your at it, make sure things are good. haha