Men's Issues

[potsmokingnome]

Oh, I got one more man pet-peeve issue!

In the men's restroom when the urinals dont have those divider things and some dude picks the urinal right next to you (especially when there are others to choose from), looks over, and strikes up a conversation.


That is just wrong.

Yep thats just wrong!...

But this is worse:

I was in the drunk tank, crazy ass night! (I beleieve the story is in a thread somewhere on here but I didn't tell this part!)
I was takin a piss in the only urinal/toliet in this 10 by 10 room and this indian is standing 2 ft from me starring at my dick! and then later on he asks me: "do ya got in indian in ya?" I respond "No..." He respnds back "Want some!"

Needless to say I said "hell no" and sat with my ass to one of the corners of the drunk tank the rest of the night! and it was the same guy that got me stoned (hot knifing what i thought was weed at the time, but considering all the shit I did that crazy night I'm pretty sure that shit was laced!)...

anyways now that just sooo wrong!

potsmokingnome Reviewed by potsmokingnome on 03-05-2007. Men's Issues ok just a thread for mens issues, unless they start a new forum im sure this will be the first to be moved there have you ever sat on a toilet and hung in the water... its fuckin nasty it pisses me off your turn Rating: 5

[TheAtomicPunk]

theres always that horrible guy thing were you go on a camping trip with some firends get really drunk and wake up with a used condom in your ass...

but thast not the worst part...
the worst part is what do you do.
do you tell someone or do you keep it to yourself

I wouldn't tell a damn soul, I'd get drunk as fuck immediatley and force myself to forget it. Then beat the shit out of the guy while wasted. Eww all men camping trips are weird anyways...

My weight lifting teacher, and football coach only has one nut. I'd love to crack a joke about it to him but last year he threw a bench at a kid for telling him a yo mamma joke.(Btw I think Lance lost his manhood when he starting running around in short shorts and a sports bra anyway)

Edit to say to the guy above me that that is a horrible situation to be in! LOL

[potsmokingnome]

and then later on he asks me: "do ya got in indian in ya?" I respond "No..." He respnds back "Want some!"

Needless to say I said "hell no" and sat with my ass to one of the corners of the drunk tank the rest of the night!

meant to say "do ya got any indian in ya" too late to edit

[someuser]

I know alot of really really fucking queer guys, and I'm not friendly to them at any extent because they know I'm uncomfortable around them and make a joke of it by randomly hugging me and trying to kiss me. That's why I fucking hate them.

I hear ya man, I do.



But here is why I love gay guys:

More women for me

and

they make the best hair dressers

[Veratyr Star]

Men don't have issues.

We are perfect.

[Jack the Tripper]

Men don't have issues.

We are perfect.

here comes the lawsuit...

[stinkyattic]

oh also I wish we could have multible orgasims like girls do but yet we only get 1...

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naw... you get as many as you want... you just have to learn... trust me... your woman will thank you...
Male multiple orgasm

[higher4hockey]

my only problem, is how to react when a girl 'craps on my heart'. theres no protocol or procedure on how to respond. i try to respond in the tough guy, oh it doesn't bother me routine. for example i'll talk to her when i run into her and be civilized when in reality i wanna throw her down for some hate sex, or if she has another guy with her, i wanna hang him with his large intestines. but i dont show it. but on the inside im a very unhappy camper.

thats my only issue with being male but if you want to talk about issues with being left handed ....i could go on forever.

[TheAtomicPunk]

my only problem, is how to react when a girl 'craps on my heart'. theres no protocol or procedure on how to respond. i try to respond in the tough guy, oh it doesn't bother me routine. for example i'll talk to her when i run into her and be civilized when in reality i wanna throw her down for some hate sex, or if she has another guy with her, i wanna hang him with his large intestines. but i dont show it. but on the inside im a very unhappy camper.

thats my only issue with being male but if you want to talk about issues with being left handed ....i could go on forever.

I don't, when a woman craps on my heart, I don't act like everything is okay when I see her, I give her the pimp hand and tell her to walk the fuck off.

[greenman:D]

^^"I don't, when a woman craps on my heart, I don't act like everything is okay when I see her, I give her the pimp hand and tell her to walk the fuck off"

Buahahaha ! ROFL :thumbsup: