well, most of the Jokes I know I think would get me banned in about 10 seconds, funny-but in very bad taste.. so I'll try to share some that arent too bad..



A blonde walks into her doctor's office and sez "Dr. Dr. tell me please, I know im pregneant... but is it mine?"

or


a local fisherman who wins most fishing prizes gets encountered by the fish & game warden 1 day as he was launching his boat on the lake, the warden wanted to see how he was winning all these prizes with top quality fish, so the fisherman invites him along; after a bit of rowing to the center of the lake, the fisherman reaches down beneath his seat, pulls out a stick of dynamite lites it, and tosses it in the water *BOOM* and all these fish float up, he rows around all smilin pickin only the best of the best.. During this time the fish & game warden is going ballistic.. 'your goin to prison.' and 'im taking your car & boat' and other threats, during all of this the fisherman reaches back down beneath his seat, lites another stick of dynamite and while handing to the warden says 'You gonna talk, or you gonna fish!"