A couple of newlyweds, middle agers and retired folks go to this local church to join. They go into the paster's office and ask him what it is they have to do to become members of the church. The paster replies that all they must do is refrain from having sex for [B]3 months. .....3 months passes.... the retired couple goes back first. The paster says, "How did you guys do?" They say, "3 months? No problem!" and they were welcomed in the church. Next, the middle aged couple goes in. The paster says, "how did you do?" the couple replies, "well, it was a little hard at first, but then we got over it." he says, "welcome to the church." thirdly, the newlyweds enter. the paster says, "how did you do?" the man hangs his head and says, "we didn't even make it three weeks" "THREE WEEKS?!" the paster yells. "What happened?" The man says, "well, she spilled the paint and i had to do her right there." the paster says, "what? spilled the paint?" and then the paster goes on to say, "well, i'm sorry but you're not welcome in our church." the man then says, "that's ok, we're not welcome in Lowes either"
Dreadmantic Reviewed by Dreadmantic on . funnies for adults this made me luagh . A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" Rating: 5