what does a blonde and a screen door have in common?














the more you slam em the looser they get !
poorman3 Reviewed by poorman3 on . funnies for adults this made me luagh . A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" Rating: 5