Help with growing terms and K.I.S.S. method of growing

[stinkyattic]

Before we begin... let's make sure that it's okay to grow at your place... roommates, parents,... ??? Does the homeowner or leaseholder approve?

Are there any threads where there's a list of some growing terms like nodes, topping, etc.

Yeah. It's called Google. Go up to the 'file' menu... pull it down... open 'new window'... type 'google.com' into new menu bar... use this to look up terms as you read through the boards...

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.... I do not like having to deal with all these nutrients, checking ph levels, fans and shit.

Then you're SOL... indoor growing is about tweaking your plant's environment to provide for its needs.

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.... Watering would be either me spray it with water every day or whatever is required, - huh? you have to water the DIRT, not the leaves!- OR I thought about taking a plastic bottle and poke a hole in the cap and put it upside down above the plant to slowly drip water.

I thought this was the KISS thread? What happened to just pouring water in the pot every other day?

Air ventilation I am unsure but I'm sure I'll be stoned one of these nights and come up with something clever.

You NEED ventilation... in a cabinet grow, that means cutting holes for air ducts and adding a fan.