Quote Originally Posted by Pipe Dreams
Hah, my best friends 6 year old brother says "pimpin aint easy"

and he calls his older sister a fat whore
Okay, now see, I don't find that funny. He's learning that disrespect for women from somewhere. That shit needs to be nipped in the bud. His innocence has been taken away.
Mrs. Greenjeans Reviewed by Mrs. Greenjeans on . More Conversations With My 5 Year Old Day before yesterday: "Mom, for my birthday, will you get me the Girls Gone Wild video?" Now, the child has a normal bedtime. Where she saw this commercial, I don't know. But now you know why we call her The Incipient Lesbian Stripper (not within earshot). She is also referred to as "The Little Old Lady in a Child's Body", and "a celestial being having an Earthly experience". Today: "Mom, isn't it funny how your children are white and you're brown?" Me: "Um, yeah, that is kinda Rating: 5