More Conversations With My 5 Year Old

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Hah, my best friends 6 year old brother says "pimpin aint easy"

and he calls his older sister a fat whore

ahahaha

gabee42ee Reviewed by gabee42ee on 03-03-2007. More Conversations With My 5 Year Old Day before yesterday: "Mom, for my birthday, will you get me the Girls Gone Wild video?" Now, the child has a normal bedtime. Where she saw this commercial, I don't know. But now you know why we call her The Incipient Lesbian Stripper (not within earshot). She is also referred to as "The Little Old Lady in a Child's Body", and "a celestial being having an Earthly experience". Today: "Mom, isn't it funny how your children are white and you're brown?" Me: "Um, yeah, that is kinda Rating: 5