More Conversations With My 5 Year Old

[Pipe Dreams]

Hah, my best friends 6 year old brother says "pimpin aint easy"

and he calls his older sister a fat whore

[gabee42ee]

Hah, my best friends 6 year old brother says "pimpin aint easy"

and he calls his older sister a fat whore

ahahaha

[1chronic]

I told her I'd get it for her 18th birthday.
She said "YAY! Can I have a popsicle now?"

Ahahaha, you see that's why I love that age, 20 minutes later they forgot you agreed to something. My sister is way to old for that now, she remembers everything. So that game doesn't work for me anymore.

I used to love it when she would call my neighbor "Gorge" instead of George because she wasn't able to say it.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Hah, my best friends 6 year old brother says "pimpin aint easy"

and he calls his older sister a fat whore

Okay, now see, I don't find that funny. He's learning that disrespect for women from somewhere. That shit needs to be nipped in the bud. His innocence has been taken away.