haha I know what you mean! My 6 year old bro says the weirdest thing. His teacher said a little girl was falling asleep in class and laid her head on his shoulder and he said "What do I look like, a bed!?". I play games with him like Mario Kart all the time and I let him win by waiting at the finish line, and he's always like "YEA I BEAT YOU YOU SUCK" or "It's okay to get 2nd place" but if he loses he cries nonstop. I had him saying "BALLA'N" for a month I almost die laughing everytime.