Quote Originally Posted by Fengzi
Talking to little ones is great. It can make you crazy at first but once you get used to it you really start to appeciate it and engoy it. The stuff that comes out of my 3yo little girl cracks me up

"Boys have balls where they go peepee"

"Grandma has thin skin because she's so old"

etc. etc.

One funny thing about her is that whenever she gets mad she speaks in Chinese. Usually it's a mix of about 60%English/40% Chinese depending on who she's talking to but when she get's pissed it's 100% Chinese no matter what. To make matters worse, if she's mad at me, she insists I speak Chinese too. This, of course, has led to time in the "time-out" chair. But it's one of those things that make her mother and me laugh when she's not looking.


haha...thats funny. My dad married a chinese woman and she has a 12 year old daughter...and whenever they start to fight they just start talking in chinese...
..it's so amazing how quick the fight is over when it's in chinese.

I always wonder what her mom said, because her daughter will sometimes get the scardest look on her face and just stop immediatly.

They crack me up hahhaha.
TallulahGreen Reviewed by TallulahGreen on . More Conversations With My 5 Year Old Day before yesterday: "Mom, for my birthday, will you get me the Girls Gone Wild video?" Now, the child has a normal bedtime. Where she saw this commercial, I don't know. But now you know why we call her The Incipient Lesbian Stripper (not within earshot). She is also referred to as "The Little Old Lady in a Child's Body", and "a celestial being having an Earthly experience". Today: "Mom, isn't it funny how your children are white and you're brown?" Me: "Um, yeah, that is kinda Rating: 5