Day before yesterday: "Mom, for my birthday, will you get me the Girls Gone Wild video?"

Now, the child has a normal bedtime. Where she saw this commercial, I don't know. But now you know why we call her The Incipient Lesbian Stripper (not within earshot). She is also referred to as "The Little Old Lady in a Child's Body", and "a celestial being having an Earthly experience".

Today: "Mom, isn't it funny how your children are white and you're brown?"

Me: "Um, yeah, that is kinda funny how that turned out."

For some reason my kids look nothing like me. They both took after their Norwegian/German father. One blonde w/green eyes and curly hair, and one light brown with blue eyes and straight hair. Both very fair skinned etc. I guess his genes trumped mine.

To know exactly why talking to the little one cracks me up so much, you'd have to hear her. She sounds like Elmer Fudd. chiwdwen, bwown, giwls gone wiyud.
Mrs. Greenjeans Reviewed by Mrs. Greenjeans on . More Conversations With My 5 Year Old Day before yesterday: "Mom, for my birthday, will you get me the Girls Gone Wild video?" Now, the child has a normal bedtime. Where she saw this commercial, I don't know. But now you know why we call her The Incipient Lesbian Stripper (not within earshot). She is also referred to as "The Little Old Lady in a Child's Body", and "a celestial being having an Earthly experience". Today: "Mom, isn't it funny how your children are white and you're brown?" Me: "Um, yeah, that is kinda Rating: 5