well... i DID read all your post... nice stories... anyway, i think you have a low tolerance of weed. its why you get soo stoned. try smoke the least you can, and wait for several minutes (15-20) until decide if the amount you smoked is too small or not. sometimes weed takes some time to kick in, so its easy to toke more than you really need.
and now... talking sincerely... i really wish i could be as stoned as you... i become like you told just a few times, my first ones... now i miss greatly this "completly lost" feeling...
so... take it easy... and enjoy while you can! :thumbsup: :jointsmile: