after thinking about the three choices here i've decided that the only logical thing is to throw my hat in the ring. i'm sure that the republican and democratic nominees will find their true callings in the private sector, i think burger king is hiring, and skink's duties here as moderator would have precluded him from fulfilling the duties of the office anyway. though i don't find the prospect enjoyable, i feel it is my duty to take over the reins of power and lead this country into the 17th century.

the platform i will be running on is very simple, i advocate the dissolution of the united states as a single entity. my first act as your president will be to disband the federal government and move the capitol to hawaii. my new title will be general superintendent and the country will be divided into half a dozen regional zones. though the superintendent's power will be supreme, the ruling bodies of each zone will be responsible for maintaining order among the numerous city-states within its control. there will be no restrictions on economic systems or forms of government within these zones, however any disagreements will be dealt with by the superintendent swiftly and harshly. our new motto will be "we will have world peace, if it's the last thing we do".

our international policy will be simplified as well. i will immediately recall all of our troops from across the globe. all nations of the world will be given 72 hours to clear up their petty squabbles and begin treating their citizens and neighbors with the respect that is their due. once the alloted grace period has expired any nation or region that has not complied will be sporadically nuked until they agree to align themselves with this new vision of the future. yes, innocent lives may be lost, but our new philosophy of "world peace at any cost" will surely lead us into a bright and shining new future. after annexing mexico to use as the world's new prison and toxic waste dump, america will take its rightful place as the true leader in this new era of global peace and prosperity.

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for those of you concerned with the future of marijuana legalization, remember that the superintendent will resolve all disagreements.
delusionsofNORMALity Reviewed by delusionsofNORMALity on . Rudy Giuliani vs. Hillary Clinton So far the polls have these two as our front runners. LOL........cast your vote!:D Have a good one!:s4: Rating: 5