Rudy Giuliani vs. Hillary Clinton

[FreeVenice]

We know that Obama is not African-American right?

[FreeVenice]

The fact that his people are ling to win votes.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

after thinking about the three choices here i've decided that the only logical thing is to throw my hat in the ring. i'm sure that the republican and democratic nominees will find their true callings in the private sector, i think burger king is hiring, and skink's duties here as moderator would have precluded him from fulfilling the duties of the office anyway. though i don't find the prospect enjoyable, i feel it is my duty to take over the reins of power and lead this country into the 17th century.

the platform i will be running on is very simple, i advocate the dissolution of the united states as a single entity. my first act as your president will be to disband the federal government and move the capitol to hawaii. my new title will be general superintendent and the country will be divided into half a dozen regional zones. though the superintendent's power will be supreme, the ruling bodies of each zone will be responsible for maintaining order among the numerous city-states within its control. there will be no restrictions on economic systems or forms of government within these zones, however any disagreements will be dealt with by the superintendent swiftly and harshly. our new motto will be "we will have world peace, if it's the last thing we do".

our international policy will be simplified as well. i will immediately recall all of our troops from across the globe. all nations of the world will be given 72 hours to clear up their petty squabbles and begin treating their citizens and neighbors with the respect that is their due. once the alloted grace period has expired any nation or region that has not complied will be sporadically nuked until they agree to align themselves with this new vision of the future. yes, innocent lives may be lost, but our new philosophy of "world peace at any cost" will surely lead us into a bright and shining new future. after annexing mexico to use as the world's new prison and toxic waste dump, america will take its rightful place as the true leader in this new era of global peace and prosperity.

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for those of you concerned with the future of marijuana legalization, remember that the superintendent will resolve all disagreements.

[dusto2k3]

Skink, with 50% of the votes!!!

[Psycho4Bud]

what happened to obama anyways?

According to recent polls these two are the front runners.....Skink was a throw.....LMAO, he's kickin' some political ass though!!

DA SKINK!

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[birdgirl73]

You have my vote, DelusionsofNorm. You had it before you threw your hat in, actually!

[delusionsofNORMALity]

You have my vote, DelusionsofNorm. You had it before you threw your hat in, actually!

i should add that after i am elected anyone who can prove that they voted for me will receive 25 lbs. of premium grade buds. all others will be sent to labor in the weed fields. the delusional one will be firm but fair.

[birdgirl73]

I like that plan a lot. Sorta like "A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage," only much more cannabis-friendly. That'd be an investment in your constituents' future for sure. And the ones who're dumb enough to get caught would lose out on the money-making/investment/enjoyment potential, which is as it should be.

I now plan to vote early and often for you, to campaign for you, and to encourage others to do the same. You're definitely my kind of candidate.

[Breukelen advocaat]

I like that plan a lot. Sorta like "A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage," only much more cannabis-friendly.

A pro-Marijuana candidate (or comedian, activist, etc., I can't recall), in the 1970â??s, said that he'd provide, "Pot in every chicken!".

[delusionsofNORMALity]

how do you like my new campaign slogan?

[align=center]two chickens in every car and pot in every garage.[/align]