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    Drunk Squirrel

    Im pretty baked, and just saw this link. And nearly pissed myself.
    Drunk Squirrel

    Its actually kinda sad he's so drunk he cant even get up the tree. And I dont even remember the last time I spun in circles when I was drunk (Probaly a bad thing)

    Laugh on
    ToDrunkToFish Reviewed by ToDrunkToFish on . Drunk Squirrel Im pretty baked, and just saw this link. And nearly pissed myself. Drunk Squirrel Its actually kinda sad he's so drunk he cant even get up the tree. And I dont even remember the last time I spun in circles when I was drunk (Probaly a bad thing) Laugh on Rating: 5

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    #2
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    Drunk Squirrel

    Lol, bless his cottons!

    Peace

    Buddy

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    #3
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    Drunk Squirrel

    haha, thats almost like my sn

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    #4
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    Drunk Squirrel

    I got a duck drunk once I found fishing. It wouldn't leave me alone so I brought it home. Got it drunk with vodka and beer out of the vodka cap.


    2 hours later he fell asleep standing up and fell over and threw up all over our pool table.

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    #5
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    Drunk Squirrel

    Quote Originally Posted by ValkyrieAg
    I got a duck drunk once I found fishing. It wouldn't leave me alone so I brought it home. Got it drunk with vodka and beer out of the vodka cap.


    2 hours later he fell asleep standing up and fell over and threw up all over our pool table.
    Wow thats incredibly FUCKED up of you.

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    Drunk Squirrel

    I've got a tree in my backyard that grows berries that birds like to eat, and when they ferment, the birds get drunk and fly into windows and shit. It's hilarious.

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    #7
    Senior Member

    Drunk Squirrel

    Quote Originally Posted by ValkyrieAg
    I got a duck drunk once I found fishing. It wouldn't leave me alone so I brought it home. Got it drunk with vodka and beer out of the vodka cap.


    2 hours later he fell asleep standing up and fell over and threw up all over our pool table.

    How did you get it to drink, a funnel?

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    #8
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    Drunk Squirrel

    This video makes me sad

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    Drunk Squirrel

    That is hysterical... when he falls on his back... ah... i fucking hate squirrels. I had squirrels living in my roof. So I trapped them. I caught 2 of them in the trap at the same time. HOLY CRAP! They stink to high heaven when they get pissed. They shit and piss all over. They are some mean son of a bitches when they're pissed. Have you ever heard a squirrel growl? I'm fucking serious they growl. Anyway, I drowned the little bastards in a bucket of water. (apparently you can bring them 5 miles away and they will return)

    If I had to do it all over again, I'd drown them in beer, then have target practice with my BB gun.

    Note... the squirrels drew first blood. I was up on my ladder, now my folding 6 foot ladder wasn't high enough so I had my extension ladder out. So my head is a good 12 feet in the air and I'm looking in this whole to see if there are any squirrels. I peek in and bam, the fucker jumps out the hole. I screamed like a bitch, and fell off the ladder. Dazed, lucky to have had missed the tree with my head by about 2 inches, I laughed, and plotted my revenge...
    My Fast Ate Your Fast... 167mph Club!

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    Drunk Squirrel

    Quote Originally Posted by NextLineIsMine
    How did you get it to drink, a funnel?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG HAHAHAHAHA just picture it in your head!

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