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03-02-2007, 05:15 AM #1OPSenior Member
Drunk Squirrel
Im pretty baked, and just saw this link. And nearly pissed myself.
Drunk Squirrel
Its actually kinda sad he's so drunk he cant even get up the tree. And I dont even remember the last time I spun in circles when I was drunk (Probaly a bad thing)
Laugh onToDrunkToFish Reviewed by ToDrunkToFish on . Drunk Squirrel Im pretty baked, and just saw this link. And nearly pissed myself. Drunk Squirrel Its actually kinda sad he's so drunk he cant even get up the tree. And I dont even remember the last time I spun in circles when I was drunk (Probaly a bad thing) Laugh on Rating: 5
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03-02-2007, 10:59 AM #2Senior Member
Drunk Squirrel
Lol, bless his cottons!
Peace
Buddy
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03-02-2007, 02:25 PM #3Senior Member
Drunk Squirrel
haha, thats almost like my sn
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03-03-2007, 05:22 PM #4Senior Member
Drunk Squirrel
I got a duck drunk once I found fishing. It wouldn't leave me alone so I brought it home. Got it drunk with vodka and beer out of the vodka cap.
2 hours later he fell asleep standing up and fell over and threw up all over our pool table.
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03-03-2007, 08:56 PM #5Senior Member
Drunk Squirrel
Originally Posted by ValkyrieAg
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03-04-2007, 06:09 PM #6Member
Drunk Squirrel
I've got a tree in my backyard that grows berries that birds like to eat, and when they ferment, the birds get drunk and fly into windows and shit. It's hilarious.
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03-04-2007, 07:42 PM #7Senior Member
Drunk Squirrel
Originally Posted by ValkyrieAg
How did you get it to drink, a funnel?
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03-04-2007, 07:54 PM #8Senior Member
Drunk Squirrel
This video makes me sad
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03-04-2007, 08:37 PM #9Senior Member
Drunk Squirrel
That is hysterical... when he falls on his back... ah... i fucking hate squirrels. I had squirrels living in my roof. So I trapped them. I caught 2 of them in the trap at the same time. HOLY CRAP! They stink to high heaven when they get pissed. They shit and piss all over. They are some mean son of a bitches when they're pissed. Have you ever heard a squirrel growl? I'm fucking serious they growl. Anyway, I drowned the little bastards in a bucket of water. (apparently you can bring them 5 miles away and they will return)
If I had to do it all over again, I'd drown them in beer, then have target practice with my BB gun.
Note... the squirrels drew first blood. I was up on my ladder, now my folding 6 foot ladder wasn't high enough so I had my extension ladder out. So my head is a good 12 feet in the air and I'm looking in this whole to see if there are any squirrels. I peek in and bam, the fucker jumps out the hole. I screamed like a bitch, and fell off the ladder. Dazed, lucky to have had missed the tree with my head by about 2 inches, I laughed, and plotted my revenge...My Fast Ate Your Fast... 167mph Club!
Originally Posted by zalami128
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03-04-2007, 10:51 PM #10Senior Member
Drunk Squirrel
Originally Posted by NextLineIsMine
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