What's a good excuse to go out? thread

[BizzleLuvin]

going to the library......
just kidding, i wish that excuse worked for me.

tell them you are going on a walk.

[DudemeisteR420]

if i need to get out for a short time, (like if my dealer is drivin by) i will just go out and take my dog. if my parents ask ill say that she escaped

[smoke it]

say.... i need to go out to give my friends who are drunk at a party a lift home

[dark0ne]

you gotta have 3 excuses ready to go for just such an occation. just bare in mind that if your caught in some sort of elaborate lie, it will suck.... out loud. never use the same story in the same month. keep your grades up for god sake. They'll use that as an excuse to probe into your private life. hide your stash, even now my parents will FIP if i leave a cigar on my table. don't smoke in the house, i know it sounds stupid but it all boils down to respect.
just don't be stupid. if they flat out ask you tell them the truth, ya it will suck for a while, BUT it will blow over.:thumbsup:

[slipknotpsycho]

tell 'em your gonna go get drunk, steal a car, pick up a 10 dollar hooker and bury her alive... then you're gonna go play chicken with cars on the freeway.

[Oneironaut]

"Mom, I'm going to go to the library and see if they have any Bibles I can read for a bit, then I'm going to give some food to the homeless. Be back in an hour!"

[zalami128]

theres nothing better than telling a fast lie to go consume drugs massively and quickly. then you stumble in all intoxicated like waduuuuuup.

[ValkyrieAg]

Your life must suck if you can't even leave your own house for a 1/2 hour.