hahaha...reminds me of the time that my Aunt put a manequin by the front door.
When I got home from work, one night, I opened the door, went in, and caught sight of this manequin (put there to scare me lol) out of the corner of my eye. I just kinda freaked, thinking it was a burglar, and smashed the fuck out of it. I unleashed all my Kung Fu skills on it lol
When I turned onn the light, I saw what it really was...I felt such a dummy

The Manequin wasn't much good for anything, after that

Good job it wasn't a real person lmaooo
Everyone woke up to find me stood over this manequin, daring it to stand up and fight lmfaooo