Quote Originally Posted by Kon.Artist.
By a dog

OK, so I was over at a friends house and his mom is getting pissed because the screen in her glass pipe is gone, so shes trying to roll a joint while yelling at the dog to stop barking at me. Then it kept trying to jump on me and finally it brings its 2 front legs together on my arm like its hugging it and makes like humping motions with its hips. Finally I realize its trying to mount my arm.

Luckily I pulled my arm away before this overly hormonal dog could start trying to fuck my hand. I am afraid to go near this dog now
Well you should at least buy him some dinner before you give the doggie a bone.
lol