Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
i told my grandma i do...

my mom has just caught me and my brothers too many times (i don't live with her, but she'll still beat me if i bring it to her house lol)

i nearly got busted smoking a j out the back door one day.. the only thing that saved me was my bro was standing between me and the door smoking a cig (he was 16 at the time and she flips out on him when she catches him smoking cigs)

omg she came out that back door, me having joint in hand, him having cig in hand... it was dark so i coudln't see who she wsa looking at... but we both put our smokes behind our backs when she came out she says

"what do you think you're doing, do you think i didn't see you???"

we both say at the same time "no ma'am" (again, we didn't know which of us was busted lol)

so then the lecture about how h's not even 18 yet and she's tired of him stealing cigs from him all the time...

i took a deep fucking sigh of relief at that time, with joint still behind my back... and flicked it as far as i could while she was bitching at him... lmao...

after sh went back in and went to sleep i went back out there found it and finished it lmao.. close fucking call for real...
me an 4 of my boys was smokin right off tha back porch after my grandma went ta bed, but for some odd reason happens to have to wake up and do dishes RIGHT at the time we're smoking a J and the kitchen window is on tha same wall as tha back door, so we had to move real close to the house for her not to see us... so we walk to the back of my house where there are no windows(its a doublewide) an finish smoking the 2 J's... we all decided we wanted another so we went in my camper an my cuzin started rollin a couple up an while we were halfway thru the 2nd J my gma pops up out of nowhere opens the door an starts yellin at us so my cuzin got yelled at an left, my other boy whos my future cuzin-in-law gets yelled at and my gma doesnt allow either of those 2 over ever again, my boy bobby and i go inside and get about an HOUR long lecture(not shittin u either it was almost an hour and a half) we're completely blazed and none of the information registers in our brain

so now i smoke in my room soon as they go to sleep, spray a little febreze or whatever an by morning u cant smell shit