i told my grandma i do...

my mom has just caught me and my brothers too many times (i don't live with her, but she'll still beat me if i bring it to her house lol)

i nearly got busted smoking a j out the back door one day.. the only thing that saved me was my bro was standing between me and the door smoking a cig (he was 16 at the time and she flips out on him when she catches him smoking cigs)

omg she came out that back door, me having joint in hand, him having cig in hand... it was dark so i coudln't see who she wsa looking at... but we both put our smokes behind our backs when she came out she says

"what do you think you're doing, do you think i didn't see you???"

we both say at the same time "no ma'am" (again, we didn't know which of us was busted lol)

so then the lecture about how h's not even 18 yet and she's tired of him stealing cigs from him all the time...

i took a deep fucking sigh of relief at that time, with joint still behind my back... and flicked it as far as i could while she was bitching at him... lmao...

after sh went back in and went to sleep i went back out there found it and finished it lmao.. close fucking call for real...